Kirsten

The great war between darkness and light, fought mercilessly through blood, fire and ashes. Wait! Er please help kind sir! You see I lost my doll near the river, and I never er er learned how to swim! Uh oh, also there were like bandits and monsters and and stuff. Didn't your mother teach you manners, boy? You cut in line, then I'll cut you! Whoa! That was so cool! Welcome to Repair-O-Computer, how can I help? I think someone has hacked my computer! Oh no, how tragic. Wonder how that could have happened. Let me guess: You clicked on an email. An email! Uh, how'd you know? Oh, you're really good at this computer thing! Salazar, how I've missed you, darling. Have you eaten your dinner? And do I need to remind you, you have to eat everything so that you may grow tall and strong? Forgive my son. He was desperate! We are all hungry! Curse you monsters!